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sniffing:

showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

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"Ecstasy. From the Greek ekstasis. Meaning not what you think. Meaning not euphoria or sexual climax or even happiness. Meaning literally: a state of displacement, of being driven out of one’s senses."

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"its britney bitch"

the bible (leviticus 7:58)

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chilled:

crunchier:

trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage

 

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eggy-o:

Saw really cute hair colors that I wanna try♡

eggy-o:

Saw really cute hair colors that I wanna try♡

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powerburial:

youwanttthed:

powerburial:

cool college guy recipe:

  • hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

  • hotdog
  • pizza
  • oven

ingredients:

  1. 1hotdog
  2. preheat oven
  3. hotdog on pizza
  4. pizza in oven
  5. microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the  pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
  6. 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

Do you do weddings

i do whatever the hell i waint

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k-i-l-l-a-p-a-m:

Nicki Minaj walking her two bitches Lil Kim and Iggy Azalea

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Nicki Minaj walking her two bitches Lil Kim and Iggy Azalea

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

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